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No Hunny, You Look Great
“Am I fat?” Don’t even start with me. I thought that dreadfullose-lose question was a part of history! “Do these jeans makemy butt look big?” – “No hunny, your butt makes those pants lookbig”. Why do women still insist on puting men in this ridiculussituation? And it isn’t as though we can just say “I refuse toanswer”, because then you came up with “Geez, you don’t evencare about how i feel”. Wow.Look ladies, guys arent the only ones with eyes. You know justas well as us if something makes your butt look fat. This is me,making a request for all guys out there – DON’T ASK US THAT!Instead, try something like “aw, I’m fat”, so that we can comeback and tell you that you are not. This way, everyone wins.Your happy, we’re happy, and the divorce rate drops 10 fold.Moving right along. Ladies, if you are overweight, do something!don’t complain, just get rid of the excess. There are tons andtons of ways to lose weight, so pick one! This is one moreof those win-win situations. After you lose some weight, yourhappy, we’re happy, and Jenny Craig is wealthy.So lets review… No asking us if your fat…. No complaining ifyou ARE overweight (And if you are, chose from one of themillion ways to lose weight)….. And have a happyrelashionship! Look, most guys just want to have fun. We clearlydon’t like fighting, and girls shouldnt either, so lets getalong, ad remember everything you read here today!
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